So your wife is trying to get pregnant with your baby. Now for those of us who are planning parenthood and our baby isn't going to be an "oops, we're pregnant", we know it could be quite the challenge. I want to talk about the myths and the truths. There are plenty of articles posted on this topic but I thought I'd give my Two Cents.
There Is NOT ONE POSITION THAT INCREASES YOUR ODDS
But there are a FEW you should familiarize yourself with according to theorists
The Good Old Missionary- Gravity is your friend here and although many might see this as a Boring position.. your wife sometimes enjoys you on top looking into her eyes and all that jazz- go ahead revamp that missionary position by adding in some of your own spice.
Wife on Top- Gravity isn't in your favor here! Your swimmers need to be extra strong in this position. They have to aim for their target and GO! Wives like the sense of control ( hey they control most of our lives already) why not let em have it their way in bed sometimes, plus it means less work for us.
On All Fours- Husbands are really close here and your swimmers will appreciate not having to work as hard. Cervix is near and that means uterus is too! Switch it up, every good wife loves a switcheroo and very good husband loves to give his wife what she wants, plus its nice for us too.
So Go Ahead, Try Them All! Let me know what's worked for you in the past if you're already a big handsome Dad
What Happens After you Do The Good Deed ?
There are quite a few myths on what should go down after you've completed your baby making for the night or day.
I find the little swimmers like it if you help em out, I think it increases their chances of hitting their target. So your wife should plop a pillow under her bottom and just lay there. Talk to her, and keep her company, maybe wishful talking will get to your swimmers and they'll work extra hard to make your baby dreams a reality.
Now Get to Baby Making You Hear!
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